This toilet training—a full-fledged disaster
A bladder he’s got to learn to master
The preschool claims mom’s to blame
I feel a mix of despair and shame
Until you get there
Until you get there
Last week he was diagnosed with a disability
The cantankerous teacher is hounding me
He hardly knows his ABC
Alas—but not inherited from my side of the family
Until you get there
Until you get there
He’s being bullied, the kids are cruel
And doesn’t want to go to school
The principal shouts “Get therapy!”
I know he can benefit
But can’t afford the fee
Until you get there
Until you get there
High school threw him for a loop
Once again, we need to regroup
The tutor twice a week
Sees potential great
(With a C+ average
How will he find a mate?)
Until you get there
Until you get there
Tomorrow, his road test, I don’t know how he’ll fare
The thought of him driving gives me gray hair
But he’s now a man of 18 years
Gone are the tantrums
Fewer, the tears
Until you get there
Until you get there
He’s seeing a young lady
And truly ecstatic
They are getting engaged
It feels almost magic
I can hardly believe it when I hear him say
She’s perfect for me in every way
Until you get there
Until you get there
They’re married and happy
Doing just fine
And have just called to tell me
About two pink lines
I’m going to be a grandma soon—G-d willing
This new milestone
Positively thrilling
Until you get there
Until you get there
The baby is gorgeous
Yet cries all day long
His mother is worried
She’s doing something wrong
Doctor says it’s colic
Which he’ll soon outgrow
She calls the wise elders
They certainly will know
What they quietly share is a sigh and smile
Whispering the secret they’ve known for a while:
…”Until you get there
Until you get there”…
Pray hard!
As always, Chanie’s poems are genius! I can count on them to make me smile or cry, they always make you feel something. Looking forward to reading more!
Thank you, dear Rivky! It is a blessing to be your friend ❤️.